You can be the king, but watch the queen conquer
”are you seriously wearing no makeup?” “thats why you look tired” “you let yourself go” “your hair looked prettier before you cut it” “your boobs and butt arent big enough” “wow your thighs” “are those scars” “you’d be prettier if-“
ive lost all motivation to do anything these days and people dont understand they just tell me to get motivated yeah sure let me go down to the store and grab a bottle of purpose in life
Megamind. Incredibly handsome criminal genius, and master of all villainy.
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already
no d december has finally begun. no one is ever allowe to use the letter again or you will be THROWN INTO THE UNGEON
We humbly regret to inform you that while your last post was highly informative, the usage of the letter-that-shall-not-be-written/spoken, was prevalent twice. Thus this warrant for your arrest, to be thrown in our castle’s basement for the entirety of the twelfth month.
Im in the prison right now it has excellent wifi
Oh my gods.
Waldo from the Where’s Waldo books
He wears stripes
because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
i’m gonna hit something.
Why am I awake who summoned me
*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap
how wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy