(Source: preciousandfunny)
you said youd always love me
WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT
HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT
(Source: dirkstridersochinchin)
someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking
*doctor delivers baby* yes that’ll be $8 for shipping and handling
my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!”
how in the fuck
eXCUSE YOU THAT IS A CHALKBOARD ARE YOU JOKING
NOPE
JSUT STOP
why fall in love when you can fall asleep
(Source: jakefromstate-farm)
(Source: catnipeverdeens)
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
(Source: ginberry)
responsibilities
