Finish the sentence: Do me
a favor and do me
and fucking do me
and then after that you’re going to fucking do me
#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere
I love my skin!
Real Madrid vs Basel (September 16, 2014) | James 36’
this is my new favorite twitter account
you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact
so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis
I have come full circle
1: Fed all of her friends almost every day for ten years without complaining.
2: Excelled in a traditionally masculine career, (yes, cookery as a profession is generally male-dominated) and in traditionally masculine hobbies (football), without compromising her femininity or sexuality.
[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school
[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit
my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
Pele (via neymarchrist) —
He doesn’t seem to give a crap tho.
UGH NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
- It’s a Star Wars reference and they’re both super big nerds
- Charlie is a lesbian and she means she loves him like a brother
- Dean has said that she’s like the little sister he never wanted
to a geek, Dean’s reply is 1000x better than a simple “I love you too”. Especially in a situation like this where she was a bit hesitant to say it. Dean broke the tension while also showing how much he appreciates her and the geekdom she brings into his life